~+.The Dude.+~

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Cyndi

Hey, Major Apology For Not Posting Yesterday, I Came Home At 4am And Slept At Around 5am, So I Didn't Have Time To Post.

I'll Basically Post About Yesterday, Today Was Kinda' Boring.

Today

Okay, I'll Post Something About Today, I Went To Church, B-Boyed And Went Home.

The End.

Yesterday - Screw Ups

I Woke Kinda' Late, 1+pm, Used My PC, Got Ready For Work And Left At 3pm.

When I Reached McDonald's, I Checked My Schedule And Got Instantly Pissed Off.

My Work Hours Of 4pm Till 8pm Got Later And Got Extended.

That Is, 6pm Till 12am.

I Got Damn Pissed And Complained To Raymond (Head Manager).

He Apologized And Said He'd Try To Fix It.

*Ahem* Try!?

What The Fuck Do You Mean By "Try"!?

Boiling Point

When I Started Work, I Decided To Take Over Fries, Huge Mistake.

There Were So Many Damned Orders And Too Little Space To Cook Enough Fries.

So I Basically Fell Behind, Even With The Oil Vats Being Occupied All The Time.

Then The Banglah Women Had To Ruin It Somemore, They Kept Telling The Manager I Was Slow, Bitches.

I Almost Wanted To Scream.

I Instead Slammed The Fries Holder Many Times Over.

Enigma

I Did Lobby Duty A Few Times, Each Of The Times, About An Hour Apart.

And EVERY Single Time I Went, There Was This China Girl Always On A Table, Using Her Laptop.

I Wouldn't Find It Unusual, But She Was There Everyday From Before I Started Work Till 5am.

I Decided To Shrug It Off And Continued To Work.

Revenge

I Took A Break For The First Time, Not Because I Was Tired, But Because I Wanted To See Them Survive Without Me Handling The Fries.

It Was Funny, People Were Running Here And There Because There Weren't Enough Fries.

You May Think I'm Being Evil, But Hey, I'm Under-Paid And Over-Worked.

Bonus

Some Bunch Of Gangsters Decided To Make Trouble At McDonald's During My Breaktime.

They Ordered A Double CheeseBurger, Went Outside, Took Out All The Cheese, Came Back Inside And Shouted,

"Oye! KNN! Order Double CheeseBurger Also Dunno How Put 2 Cheese Inside! Double CheeseBurger Means 2 Cheese! Why No Cheese In My Burger!?"

The People Replaced The Double CheeseBurger.

5Times.

Finally, They Got Bored And Went Elsewhere.

You Notice Something?
In A Group Of "Pai Kia"s, There Will ALWAYS Be At Least One Ah Lian.

I Wonder Why.

Must Be A Gang Thing.

Early Day-Off

After My Break, I Went Back To Work, This Time, It Was More Relaxed.

I Got To Go Home Early Because There Weren't Many Customers.

First-Contact

Well, Since I Was Released Early, I Decided To Ask That Girl Why She Came Into McDoanld's Every Single Day.

She Replied In Chinese. =.="

So I Told Her That I Spoke Little Chinese, In Chinese Of Course.

She Then Spoke In English And Said, "My Enlgish Not So Good."

So We Had A Small Chat And I Learnt She Wakes At 3+pm Most Of The Time And Kills Time By Staying In McDonald's.

She Uses Her Laptop To Watch Cartoons And Use QICQ, Whatever That Is.

Some Kind Of MSN Clone.

I Then Went To Change Into My Casual Clothing.

Friendship

When I Returned, She Got Shocked And Said She Didn't Recognize Me After I Changed Out Of The Mac's Uniform.

Well, After That, Naturally, We Began To Ask Each Other Questions And Have Some Small Chit-Chat.

I Then Showed Her My Youtube Vids And When She Saw My Rubik's Vid, She Asked If It Was Me In The Video.

She Didn't Believe When I Said Yes.

So I Proved It To Her By Taking Out A Rubik's From My Bag And Solving It.

From There, She Told Me To Teach Her, Because She Had A Rubik's Cube Too.

Note: Check This, In China, One Rubik's Cube Costs SGD2. The Rubik's In Singapore Is SGD11.

Simon

Well, After I Thought Her The First Layer, Which Was Hard Due To The Language Barrier, She Told Me That Some Sissy Guy In A McDonald's Uniform Sat Next To Her And Asked Her For Her Handphone Number, Just Like That.

She Got Damn Scared And Thought The Sissy Guy Was Gonna' Do "Something" To Her.

She Gave The Guy Her Number And Somehow Chased Him Away.

First Person That Came To My Mind, "Simon".

I Called Simon And Brought Him To Her And She Confirmed It. xD

So I Told My Manager And Simon Got Into Some Shit, Which I Will Not Mention Due To Violence Which Isn't Suitable For Children Below 16.

Harmonic

The Language Barrier Made It Harder To Teach The 2nd Layer, So I Resorted To Using Paper And Pictures.

Don't Laugh, It Worked.

After She Mastered Both The 1st And 2nd Layer, She Took Out A Pen And Started Twirling It Around Her Thumb Like Crazy.

I Was Damn Shocked.

She Was Doing A Harmonic.

A Harmonic Is Like This: Thumbaround --> Reverse Thumbaround --> Thumbaround --> Reverse Thumbaround, etc.

So I Was Instantly Amazed, I Soon Learned She Was A Skilled Penspinner, She Even Had A Modded Pen From Japan.

The Expensive Kind.

Anyway, She Tried To Teach Me How To Do A Harmonic, But I Failed As A Student And Couldn't Learn It. =/

Deja Vu

Past Midnight, The China Girl's Elder Sister Came And We Exchanged Some Small Chat.

Then I Was Thinking, "Holy Shit, THis Situation Feels Damn Familiar, Has It Happened Before?"

But I Shrugged It Off.

Pretty Patterns

I Managed To Teach Her How To Solve The Entire Cube On Her Own, Which Made Her Go All Hyper, She Was Like "Jie, Ni Kan, Zuo Wan Ler!"

Her Sis Was, Like, Giving Some Sarcastic Smile Which Was Damn Funny And We Laughed.

I Took The Solved Cube And Made A Few Rubik's Patterns Like: 6Dots, Jesus's 6Cross, 4Dots, Cube In A Cube, Cube In A Cube In A Cube And The Yin-Yang.

She Took Photographs Of All The Patterns. =.="

Se Then Rummaged Through My Bag And Took My File Out, Saw Some Of My Drawings And Took Photgraphs Of All Of It.

Cyndi

Well, We Continued Chatting Till About 3+am Then I Took Out My Phone From My Bag.

34 Missed Calls. wtf?

All Of It Was From My Mom.

So I Called Back, Was Told To Get A Cab Home And Go To Sleep.

I Told The China Girl What Had Happened, Then We Chat Somemore, After That, Guess What?

ANOTHER China Girl Came With Her Own Laptop And Sat Down.

She Then Used QICQ. zz..

All Of Them Are The Same.

The Other China Girl's Name Is Elain.

I Was About To Leave, So I Went, "Goodbye, Elain. Goodbye- Eh, Wait- I Forgot To Ask Your Name."

Elain Laughed And Went, "You've Been Talking To Her For Quite Some Time Now, Right? How Can You Forget To Get A Name?"

I Went Over To The Girl And She Took A Pen And Wrote "C-Y-N-D-I"
"Cyndi?"
"Yea, Your Name?"

So I Scribbled Something And Was Amazed She Could Even Read My Writing. =.=

"Justin, Right?"

"Yea, Smart, Bye Cyndi"

"Bye, Justin"

I Then Took A Cab, Reached Home And Slept.

Justin Posted At: 9:33 PM

Friday, January 18, 2008

Endurance

Hey, 'Sup!

I'm Extremely Tired Now, But I'll Write A Post Anyway, Then I'll Bathe And Sleep.

School

Something About Today's Weather Made A Lot Of People (Expecially Me) Sleepy, Most Of Us Slept In A Few Of The Lessons.

We Were Lucky The Teachers Didn't Mind Us Sleeping In Class.

During Recess, I Played With Keekai, We Played So Roughly, I Ended Up Getting Slammed Into The Wall.

The Concrete Wall Had A Small Section Of It BREAK Off And My Two Front Teeth Started Becoming Shaky.

I Find It Weird That My Teeth Could Break Concrete And Still Be In My Mouth.

You Know, I Always Thought That Human Teeth Would Break Or Come Out If You Hit It Against Someone's Fists.

If A Punch Could Break Teeth, A Concrete Wall To The Teeth Should Crush It.

But It Didn't.

I Decided To Get To A Dentist To See IF Anything Could Be Done For It.

Luck

I Rushed As Quickly As I Could Back Home So That I Could Get To A Dental Clinic.

Upon Reaching Home, I Left For The Dental Clinic Shortly After.

At The Dental Clinic, The Dentist Took A Look At My Teeth, Tapped It With Some Stuffs, Did A Few More Weird Things.

She Then Said, "You're One Lucky Boy."

I Was Confused And Asked Her Why.

"Your Teeth Isn't Even Scratched Or Fractured, It'll Take 3 To 6 Months To Heal," Was Her Reply.

Anyway, In A Nutshell, I Can Only Get Braces Once My Teeth Heal.

I CANNOT Eat Chicken, Cookies, Sweets And Any Other Hard Food.

A Few Reasons Why I Am Damn Lucky:

1) My Teeth Are Decay Prone And Weak

2) They Are Crooked, Meaning My Teeth Can Break Easily

3) It Was A Freakin' Concreate Wall I Broke With Nothing But Teeth

I Began To Think After A While.

I Thought How Amazing It Was That The Human Body Had So Much Endurance To Injury,

Breaking Concrete Slabs With Hands, Heads And Feet.

Getting Run Over By A Truck And Surviving.

And, Smashing Concrete With Teeth And The Teeth Still Be There.

Another Injury

I Slacked At Home And Went For My Church Cell Group Meeting Soon After.

During The Praise And Worship, I Cracked My Knuckles And Ended Up Injuring A Vein Which Inevitably Caused My Whole Arm To Hurt, It Still Hurts Like Crazy.

Crazy

When It Was Over, I Went With Hui Bin, Zuben And Leon To A Nearby Bus Stop.

There, Leon Helped Me Take 2 Photographs Of Me Doing A Handstand And A One-Armed Handstand On The Road.

I'll Post It Up Some Other Time.

Justin Posted At: 11:36 PM

Death Of My Beloved.

Death Of My Beloved

Hey Guys (And Gals), This Update Is A Little Late, I Know, But I Forgot About The Time And Came Back At About 12.20am.

Today, School Was The Most Boring Day Ever. Period.

I Almost Fell Asleep And I Can Hardly Remember Anythig Happening.

One Thing I Do Remember Though, Is Hui Xuan Asking To Borrow My Rubik's Keychain.

She Told Me To "Throw'' My Rubik's.

She Said The Exact Words, "Justin, Throw Me Your Rubik's"

I Did Just That, It Flew Towards Her, She Almost Caught It.

But Missed. =.="

The Cube Dropped Onto The Floor And Broke.

My Heart Broke Too.

My Beloved Rubik's Keychain Died.

I Almost Cried Because My Bestfriend Got Shattered. (Joking)

Anyway, I Was Sad, Not Angry, Sad.

I Picked Up The Pieces, Went Into "Zombie-Mode" And Tried To Fix It.

I Failed No Matter How Hard I Tried.

Work

When The Class Was Dismissed, I Headed For My Workplace, Found Out I Was Early, Went To AMK Hub, Ate Lunch, Took Out Some Cash And Headed Back To McDonald's.

I Started Work And Learnt Something New, How To Be A Runner.

No, Not The Marathon Runners, A Counter Runner.

I Basically Take Orders, Pathetic. =.=

Still It Was Interesting And Time Flew Like Crazy.

11pm, I Punched Out And Chat On The Phone With Karesia Till 12 Midnight Then Decided To Eat Something.

I Got A Take-Away Double Cheeseburger Meal And Took A Cab Home.

I Ate Alone, Proceeded To My PC And Updated This Half-Dead Blog.

I'm Holding A Funeral For My Rubik's, Please Attend.

Okay, That's All I'm Willing To Write, I'm Tired As Hell.

I'll Bathe Then Go To Sleep.

Justin Posted At: 12:41 AM

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Google Sky

I'm Not Gonna' Post Some Long Update Today, I Think.

I Basically Did A Few Things This Afternoon.

Ate Lunch, Talked To Talia's Mom, Got Some Yoghurt, Went Home And Went For My Guitar Class.

On The Way Back, Some Stupid Old Bus Uncle Was Pissing Me Off.

I Hadn't Changed Out Of My Uniform By 8pm, It Was Obvious I Was A Student.

But When I Put In 60Cents, He Said "1Dollar For Adults."

In The End, He Was Making So Much Noise I Paid Him And Plotted Payback.

I Did Get Revenge, I Rang The Bus Bell Like Crazy, Tapped My EZ-Link, With Negative Value In, It Many Times So That It Made That Annoying "Beep, Beep, Beep" Noise Many Times.

I Then Got Off The Bus, Waved To The Uncle, Shouted Out That He Should Fuck Himself And Pointed My Middle Finger At Him.

GoogleEarth Incarnate

Google Earth's Newest Update Now Brings You Google Sky, Also Known As Google Universe.

All That Is Needed Is 13MB, A Little PC Speed And A Broadband Connection And You Can See The Whole Of The Earth..

Yea, They Have Been Able To Do That For Quite Long.

BUT This Time, It Also Can Give You A View Of The UNIVERSE.

Yea, Some Shit For You All To Play With While You're Bored Or Just Wanna' Kill Time.

http://earth.google.com/sky/index.html

Download Link Up There.

That's All.

Justin Posted At: 9:53 PM

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Off Day

Mr. Justin's Off Day

Well, I'm Back With Another Update.

BUT, This Time, I've Got A Video To Show Everyone!!~

Oh, Please Stop My Blog's Music Before Playing The Vid, The Vid Has Music. xD

Well, Actually, This Video Is A Product Of Boredom, Free-Time And My Auntie's Phone.

(Gotta' Thank Her For That.)

School

Well, School Is Still As Boring As Ever..

Nothing Much Again..

Oh, But Gloria's Sister Has Such A COOL NAME!!

Her Name Is Seraphim.

How I Wish I Had A Cool Name, The Name Justin Sounds So Plain And Ordinary. =/

Anyway, I Went All The Way To McDonald's (My Workplace) Only To Find Out That I Didn't Have To Come For Work Today, I Wasn't Scheduled For Today.

So I Went All The Way Back Home And Had The Whole Day To Myself.

What Did I Do?

I Decided To Practice My Penspinning.

I Mastered The "Infinity" And Have Already More Or Less (Less) Mastered The Double And Extended Infinity.

I Practiced For HOURS.

In Fact, I Practiced From Afternoon Till Evening.

Then I Got Bored, So I Decided To Take A Video, Using Vanessa's Phone And Rubik's Cube, And Sent It To My PC.

I Edited It And Uploaded It Into Youtube.

The End.

EVERYONE: Where's The Fuckin' Video You Promised!?

Justin: I Forgot, Wait-

*Some Rummaging*

Justin: Found It:

EVERYONE: This Vid Sux!

Justin Posted At: 9:53 PM

Monday, January 14, 2008

Of New Plans And Tactics.

Of New Plans And Tactics

Well, I've Decided That I May Only Post An Update Maybe On Alternate Days.

It Will Become Increasingly Difficult For Me To Post Consistently Because There Will Be Many Factors Judging How I Spend My Week.

Yesterday

I Woke At An Early Time To Meet Up With Kady, And Later, Talia, Emily And Royce.

We Were Going To Catch A Movie Titled; "One Missed Call".

Oh, My 4x4x4 Rubik's Revenge Broke Into Many Pieces Which Cannot Be Fixed.

I Was Playing With It At The AMK Train Station When A Piece Dropped Out, Bounced On The Platform And Fell Onto The Train Tracks.

I Plan On Buying A 5x5x5 Proffesor's Cube.

Anyway, When I Had Met Up With Kady, We Went For Her Church's Service.

I Met Many Peole I Already Met From The Christmas Party And Many Other New People Who Were All Very Interesting Individuals.

There Was This One Guy, Matthew, He Was Like The Dinesh Of YCKSS, Except, He Is More "Likable".

Another Guy, Was A Rubik's Enthusiast As Well, He Gave Me Some Pointers On Reducing My Cubing Times.

There Was Also This Lady, Trixie By The Name, She Had This Sore Throat Which Was So Terrible, She Didn't Dare Speak Or Laugh.

Instead, She Took A Transparent Board, White Marker And A Cute Little Cloth To Communicate.

I Arm Wrestled Some Of The Guys There, They're All Very Strong, I'm Almost At Their Level.

Almost, But Not Quite. =(

The Ride To Yishun

After The Fellowship, Kady And I Left To Take A Bus So We Could Meet Up With Everyone Else.

On The Bus, Kady Was Reading Her Favourite Book "Eclipse".

Me, I Was Staring Out The Window And Felt Damn Sad And Lonely For No Reason.

Rendezvous

Upon Reaching The Yishun Bus Interchange, We Alighted And Met Up With Emily.

We Later Went To Kady's Home So That She Could Change Into A Different Clothing.

When That Was Done, We Went To The "Golden Village" And Met Up With Royce And, Later, Talia.

With All Of Us Together, We Got Our Tickets And Proceeded To The Theater To Get Our Seats.

The Movie

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS ABOUT THE MOVIE "ONE MISSED CALL"

"One Missed Call" Is Basically About This Ghost Who Kills People By First Dialling Their Handphone Number And Gives Them A Missed Call.

Then, It Leaves A Voice Message Or A Video Showing How That Person Will Behave Before Dying.

The Strange Part?

The Missed Calls Are Dated And Timed To Be At The EXACT Time And Day Of Death.

That Means It Is A Call From The Future.

In The End, A Good Cop Dies And The Female Lead Is Saved By The Ghost's Mother's Spirit.

If You're Looking For A Truely Horrific Movie, You'll Be Disappointed.

But It Has Some Funny And Intruiging Parts.

Rating: 3.5/5

The Machine Gun

After The Movie, We Went Walking Around Northpoint.

Kady Was Being Weird That Day, She Kept On Looking For EVERY SINGLE Opportunity To Insult Me.

I Wasn't Annoyed At All In The Beginning.

But Soon, It Got Funny.

Then, It Got Old.

And It Finally Became A Little Irritating.

After Much Tolerating, I Couldn't Take It Anymore, There's Only So Much You Can Hit A Guy Before He Has To Hit Back.

Of Course, I Didn't Punch Her.

I Stomped Away, Cursed Her And Sunk Into A Gloomy Mood.

She Kept On Shooting Me, Like A Machine Gun.

Too Irritating.

Well, In The End, We Went Home Because Kady Soon Got Pissed, Because I Was Pissed.

Today

School, The Usual Stuff, Filled With Gloriously Wonderful Boredom.

After That, We Met Up With Shaun To Have Lunch At McDonald's.

Next, I Went Off Alone To AMK Avenue 4's McDonald's For Work.

I Admit, I Was Pretty Tired, I Hadn't Slept Well The Previous Night.

Work Was Basically Me At The Vats.

(The Vats Is The Place Where You Cook Those Patties And Nuggets.)

I Had The Misfortune Of Seeing That Gay Simon Again.

I Was Cooking The Nuggets When He Came, He TOUCHED ME By The Shoulder When He Came.

THAT FUCKING IDIOT.

Anyway, He Tied To Strike Up Conversation, But I Said, "Shut Up, Less Talk, More Work," With An Angry Tone.

He Immediately Walked Away.

A While Later, He Was Getting Unbearable, So I Shouted Loudly, "Shut The Fuck-Up, Bloody Gay Shit."

You All Wanna' Know His Reply?

It Was, "Hey You! Watch It Okay, I Am Not Gay! I Slap Your Mouth Then You Know."

The Kind Of Response A Gay Would Say.

I Mean, Slap My Mouth? What Kind Of A Weak Insult Is That?

Still, My Constant Hitting Him By "Accident" And My Indirect Insults To Him Soon Taught Him To Not Disturb Me.

My Plan Worked.

Jac

My Work "Mummy", She Is Damn Funny And Was The One Who Really Kept Me Entertained During The Boring 4Hours Of Work.

And I Just Learnt She Can Solve A 3x3x3 Rubik's Too.

After Work

I'm Gonna' Skip 4Hours Worth Of Update Time Because I'm Tired And Wanna' Sleep.

After Work, I Ate And Went Home, The End.

Justin Posted At: 9:51 PM

Saturday, January 12, 2008

What's That Smell?

Hey Guys, So Sorry I Didn't Update About Friday.

I Couldn't Because My Internet Connection Took A Vacation.

Yesterday, In A Nut-Shell, Was About Me Getting My Bank Card (At Last) And Cell Group.

OH!

On The Way Home Last Night, Some Guy Sat Beside Me.

I Recognized Him As The Guy Who Works At The "7-eleven" Convenience Store Near My House.

He Is Another Gay. He Acts And Sounds Gay.

He Is Also Worse Than Simon.

Why?

Simon Didn't Take Plastic Surgery To Get Boobs.

This Guy Did.

Makes Me Wonder, Why Am I Surrounded By Gay People. =.="

Today

I Officially Woke At 12.58pm Today.

From About 9.27am Til 12.58pm, It Was A Mixture Of Waking Up And Sleeping Again.

Anyway, When I DID Wake Up, I Used My PC For A Bit, Chat On MSN, Play Some Games, The Usual.

I Was Aiming To Burn Time Until 2pm.

2pm

I Bathed, Changed And Got My Things Ready For "Work".

All That Took About 30Minutes.

With Another 45Minutes To Burn, I Had A Chat With Kady And Lim Ting For A Bit And Text Karesia, She Wanted To Get A Job To Lighten Her Mom's Burden On Paying The Tuition Fee. How Sweet!~

I Also Blasted All My Music To It's Max. Volume.

3.15pm

I Got My Shoes On, Stuffed My Pockets With A Handphone And A Wallet, Then Left For McDonald's.

My Trip There Was Uneventful.

Who Is This?

When I Reached McDonald's, I Got Changed And Had A Chat With Some Auntie Who Works At McDonald's Too.

Soon, I Spotted Someone Who Looked Familiar.

I Walked Towards The Short Girl To Get A Better Look.

She Turned Around And Looked At Me.

It Was Karesia. =.="

She Suddenly Started Going All "Hyper" And Bounced Around Like A Basketball During An NBA Match.

She Took A Photo Of Me In My Stupid McDonald's Uniform And Said She'll Show It To Kady.

She Then Laughed At Me And Left McDonald's. =.="

Meet The Fuckers

4pm, I Punched-In And Started Work At The Patties Vats.

It Was Mostly Uneventful Until Some Banglah Who Was In-Charge Of The Fries For Today Left Her Station And Slacked.

She Left Me To Take Care Of 2 Stations, Stressful.

I Told The Manager About It, Apparently, The Banglah Has Been Sucking Up To The Manager.

So She Got Away Scott Free And She Continued Slacking.

A While Later, ANOTHER BANGLAH Stared At Me.

I Ignored Her And Continued My Work.

A Few Moments Later, SHE FUCKING STARED AT ME AGAIN!

I Stared Back This Time.

She Went, "What?"

I Said Loudly, "What?"

She Smiled And Turned Away, I Shouted At Her, "Xia Lan".

She Imitated Me, But Said It In Some Mocking, Sissy Tone.

I Ignored That Bitch And Cursed Her Like Crazy Under My Breath.

Pay Back

A While Later, Peak Hours, We Had To Cook At Double Speed And I Was Having Some Trouble Keeping Up.

The Kitchen Was Crowded With People Running Up And Down.

I Saw That Bitch-Banglah Who Stared At Me.

I Purposefully Walked Towards Her And Hit Her With My Shoulders Real Hard.

I Then Walked Away Like Nothing Happened.

I Know I Said I Won't Hit A Girl,
But She's A Woman. =)

Taking Out The Trash

Time Flew.

I Looked At The Clock, 7pm, My Shift Would Be Over In An Hour.

Just Then. My Manager Asked Me For A Favour.

In McDonald's, If The Manager Asks You For A Favour, It's A Bad Thing.

But I Obliged Anyway, I Coudn't Possibly Say "No".

The Manager Said, "Okay, That's Good. Please Follow Fani To The Dumpster And Take Out The Trash."

I Hadn't "Taken Out The Trash" Before, So I Assumed It'll Be Throwing The Plastic Bags Of Junk Into Those Giant Green Containers.

Boy, Was I Wrong.

Fani Explained It Was Taking Those Giant Green Containers To The Warehouse Filled With Garbage, The Place You See Banglah Guys Go To.

I Instantly Regretted It, But Followed Him Anyway.

The Trip There Took 5Minutes, The Worst 5Minutes Of My Life.

I Had To Wear A Glove And Drag Those Containers Of Plastic Bags To The Warehouse.

Those Green Containers Were Hard To Move And Control.

The Worst 35Minutes Of My Life

If The Journey To The Warehouse Is The Worst 5Minutes Of My Life,

The Warehouse Is The Worst 35Minutes Of My Life.

The Moment I Was Within 25Metres Of The Warehouse, My First Thought Was, "What's That Smell?"

When I Stepped INSIDE Of The Warehouse, I Almost Died.

It Was THE WORST Stink On EARTH.

I Was There With Fani, It Was So Smelly, I Had To Either Breathe By Putting My Nose Against My Sleeves Or Hold My Breath.

We Had To Operate Some God-Damn Dirty Machine.

All That Took 35Minutes, I Was Grateful To Be Out After It Ended.

It Took Another 5Minutes To Get Back To McDonald's.

When We Reached There We Washed Our Hands Like Crazy,

I Was Convinced I'd Die Because Of The Dirt!

I Continued Work For Another 15Minutes Before Punching-Out.

I Got My Free Meal Which Consisted Of A McChicken, A McFlurry And An Apple Pie.

The Apple Pie Is Only $1 But It Tastes Damn Good.

I Feel So Dirty

After Eating, I Left StraightFor Home,

I Wanted To Get Back And Bathe Until I Was Sure I Was Clean.

When I Did Make It Home, I Sniffed My Shoes, They Stunk Like Shit, I Sniffed My Uniform, It Stunk Like Shit Too.

I Ran To My Wardrobe And Bathroom Shouting, "I Feel So Dirty, Oh My God, I Feel So Damn Dirty! Must Bathe! Bathe! Clean! Water!!! Soap!! Shampoo!!" xD

After Bathing, I Was Relieved And Started Blogging. =)

Justin Posted At: 9:13 PM

Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Cute Girl From Work

I Am So Terribly Sorry, I Came Home Late, So I Didn't Have Time To Update My Blog Till Now.

School

It Was Yet Another Boring Day At School.

One Interesting Thing Though, Was That I Found Out Gloria Had Mastered Solving The Rubik's Cube.

In Fact, She Solves It Faster Than I Do!

And I Just Remembered I Had Been The One Which Taught Her How To Solve It.

A Case Of "The Master Getting Beat By His Student". =/

The Quickest Way There Is.. ?

After School, I Had To Rush For Work As The Teachers Had Released My Class At About 4.30pm.

I Went With Calvin To The Bus Stop Where I Had Intended To Take A Bus To AMK Hub, Then To My Work Place.

I Didn't Know That It Was A Stupid Idea Until Calvin Told Me That I Could Get There In Less Than 5 Minutes.

I Didn't Believe Him At First, But I Had To Risk It.

When I Left Him At The Bus Stop, It Was About 4.45pm.

I Followed The Directions Calvin Gave Me And I Reached Ang Mo Kio Avenue 4's McDonald's At 4.50pm.

He Had Indeed Shown Me A Short-Cut.

Now That I Think About It, My Intended Method Was Like Swimming To China When I Could Just Take A Plane There.

When Do I Start Work?

I Got Dressed And Gave My Manager My Photocopied Documents And She, Almost Immediately, Keyed It All Into A Computer And Printed Out My Profile.

That Is What You Call "Super-Fingers".

I Was Supposed To Start Work At 5pm, Unfortunately, I Had To Get An Injection, Which Would Mean Me Running To A Clinic To Get That Done.

I Went To The Nearest Clinic And It Turned Out That The Doctor Wasn't There.

So I Had No Choice But To Wait.

One Hour Later

6pm, The Doctor Finally Came And I Got That Injection.

The Cost, $23.

I Went Back To McDonald's And My Manager Confirmed That I Had Indeed Gone For It.

I Started Work After That, It Was About 6.20pm.

My Manager Was Gracious Enough To Let Me Have 20Minutes Free. xD

I Was Taught About The The McFries Station.

It Looked Easy, But I Was About To Be Proven Wrong.

It Was Similar To The Patties And McNuggets Station, Except The McFries Station Required More Attention.

Did I Mention, MORE Attention?

I Was Practically Rushing To The Freezer Room Every Few Moments To Get A Fresh Bag Of McFries And Twisted Fries.

Besides That, There Was Also The Funneling Of The Fries Into The Containers.

It Looks Easy, But It Took Me 3Hours To Master It. =.="

I Soon Learnt That The Most Annoying Part Of The McFries Station Is When A "Special Order" For The McFries Came.

Why?

There Is Only One Thing You Can Modify About The McFries, The Salt.

When Some Health-Nut Orders A Large Packet Of McFries WITHOUT SALT.

I Have To Quickly Get Rid Of All The Other Fries And Funnel Them Into Other Containers And Clean The "Scooper" And The Fries Incubator.

Then I Have To Cook A Fresh Batch Of Fries Before Funneling It In WITHOUT Adding SALT.

It Took A Lot Of Time And Was Frustrating.

Another Hour Later

7pm, Kia Cher Came.

She, Again, Looked VERY "Ah Lian" With Her School Uniform On.

She Got Changed Into The McDonald's Uniform, Which Made Her Look More Sophisticated, And Started Work At The Counter.

We Had Some Small-Talks Here And There.

I Still Continued To Run To And Fro Between My Station And The Freezer Room.

I Also Cursed Under My Breath When The "Special Fries" Were Ordered.

Another Hour Later (Again!?)

8pm, Peak Hour!

PLENTY Of People Rushing In To Eat Dinner And A TONNE Of Calls For McDelivery.

That Meant More Running About For Me, Doubling My Funneling Speed And Cooking At Least 3 Bags Of Fries Every 20Minutes.

Under The Stress, I Began To Master My Funneling Of Fries And Couldn't Think Of Anything Else, I Had No Time To.

The Gay Worker

About 8.40pm, Some Guy, Simon Came In And Got Changed Into The McDonald's Uniform.

I Wouldn't Write About Him, But He Looked Gay, Sounded Gay, Acted Gay And Walked Gay.

He IS Gay.

Why?

He Asked My Where I Live!

I Lied And Said Yishun Though..

He Told Me To Bring Him To City Harvest!

He Also Kept On Making Some Horny Comments.

Kia Cher Nudged Me And Whispered Into My Ear, "That Guy Is Some Fuck-Face, Avoid Him, He's Gay."

She Didn't Need To Tell Me, I Already Knew That, But I Thanked Her For The Advice Anyway.

9pm

The Orders At The Counter Were Slowing Down So Kia Cher And I Could Chat More, But Poor JacQ Had Many More McDelivery Orders And Had To Pack So Many Paper Bags.

Simon Was Still Being Gay And More Than Once, I Had To Be Saved By Kia Cher, She Practically Saved Me From Being Molested By That Guy Many Times.

I Began To Slack My Pace As There Were Less Orders.

9.10pm

A Small Little Girl Ran Behind The Counter And Asked Me For A Cup Of Water.

I Walked From My Station, Got A Cup And Filled It With Water Before Offering It To Her.

She Took It And Walked Away.

Every Few Minutes, She Would Do That, Asking Me For Water.

At About 9.30pm, She Asked Me For A Pencil.

I Was Weirded Out, But I Walked Away From My Station Again And Went To The Crew Room To Get A Pencil From My Bag, I Returned To The Girl And Lent It To Her.

She Ran Off Again.

Oh, By The Way, That Little Girl Who Asked Me For The Pencil Is The Cute Girl From Work.

She's So Small Sized! Barely Up To My Hips.

She's Probably 5 Years Old.

She Returned Again A While Later, Asking Me For A Piece Of Paper.

Once Again, I Obliged.

Kia Cher Told Me That I Shouldn't Be Walking Away From My Station, If My Manager Found Out, She'd Nag.

At One Point Of Time, Some Unreasonable Dude Ws Pissing Kia Cher Off And I Told Fani About It.

He Immediately Cracked His Knuckles, Grabbed Kia Cher By Her Arm And Literally Pulled Her Away From The Counter, Wanting To Whack The Crap Out Of The Unreasonable Dude.

I Managed To Stop Him.

9.40pm

Simon Continued To Be Annoying.

He Had Accidentally Splashed A LOT Of Oil At Fani Who Was Some Over-Muscled Indonesian.

Fani Got Burned So Badly He Almost Punched Simon, But I Restrained Him.

Not That I Would Have Succeeded If He Really Wanted To Punch Simon, I Had Somehow, Successfully Reminded Him Of What Would Happen, He'd Get Fired For That.

Or Worse, Nagged At.

And The Cute, Little 5Year-Old-Girl Came Back And Showed Me A Little Drawing She Did.

It Was Of Her Family, How Sweet!~

Kia Cher Hissed At Me Again, Telling Me To Not Slack-Off Or I'd Get Nagged At. xD

End Of Work

10pm, I "Punched-Out" And Got Changed Into My Casual Clothing.

I Went Behind The Counter And Fani, Seeing I Had Changed And Waxed My Hair Like Crazy Until It Wouldn't Come Down, Punched Me On The Shoulder And Went, "Cool, You're Dressed Like Some Beat-Boxer Or Breakdancer". xD

It Was A Friendly Punch, But To Me, It Felt Like A Sledge-Hammer. Painful.

I Took My Free Meal And Sat Down To Eat.

The Little Girl Came By My Table And Started Disturbing Me Again.

I Decided To Play Along.

I Took Out My Rubik's And She Said "Red", Pointing At The Red Side Of The Cube.

So I Tested Her The Names Of Many Colors.

She Got Most Of It Right, But She Hadn't Learnt Gray And Brown Yet.

Both Of Which I Taught Her Until She Couldn't Forget Them.

She Soon Had To Leave With Her Mom, So I Was Left To Finish Off My Large Coke Alone.

11pm

Yes, I Sat At The Same Spot For An Hour And Still Hadn't Finished My Drink.

Kia Cher And JacQ Punched Out And Changed Back To Their Original Clothing.

Kia Cher Wore Her School Uniform Which, Again, Didn't Fail To Give Her The "Ah Lian" Look.

She Got Her Meal And We Three Sat On The Table Outside And Slacked.

I Started Going All Dramatic And Managed To Get Them To Laugh.

I Called JacQ My "Mummy" When Kia Cher Pointed Her Middle Finger At Me. xD

Anyway, It Was Like A Crapping Session, Filled With Laughter And Lotsa' Jokes.

11.40pm

JacQ Was The First To Leave And Kia Cher And I Left And Went Our Separate Ways.

I Took A Bus Home And Went Straight To Updating My Blog.

Reflection: Overall, Today Was Fun, With The Exception Of Simon, The Fuck-Face.

I've Got To Learn To Balance School And Work Though.

Note To Self:

Injections Won't Hurt If I:

1) Don't Clench My Fists.

2) Think Of Cheese.

Justin Posted At: 11:59 PM

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Bye, "Sworn"

Hmm..

Well, Today Was A Really Weird Day, But At Least It Was Interesting, For Once.

School

School Was Boring Though.

Except When I Took Reroy's Stuff And Put It In My Bag.

He Didn't Realize That All His Stuff Was Disappearing Until I Told Him.

I Borrowed Reroy's iPod During The Chinese Lesson And Listened To Music Until That Lesson Was Over.

Then I Forgot To Return It To Him Later.

I Had Only Realized It When It Was Too Late. So I Decided I'd Return It To Him Some Other Time.

After School

I Met With Vanessa By The School's Main Gate And We Set Off Towards AMK Hub Where I Had To Buy A Pair Of Shoes.

I Went Over To A "Bata" Store And Got Myself A Nice Pair Of Black Shoes.

I Need Them For Work At Mc Donald's.

The Funny Thing Is, I'm Working There Because I Find That I Get Bored At Home.

So I Must As Why Earn Some Cash.

Thomson Plaza

Vanessa And I Later Went To Thomson Plaza Where I Took My Passport Photo, Which Looks Like Crap, And Photocopied My Bank Book, Passport And Birth Certificate.

We Soon Went For Our Guitar Class Where We, Somehow, Mastered The Song "Greensleeves".

Well, We Learnt A Few Chords, Had Some Laughs And Mr. Manuel (My Instructor) Was Surprised I Could Play It.

I Don't Even Practise Playing The Guitar.

After The Lesson, Instead Of Going Home, EVERYONE In The Class Decided To Slack There.

And, You Guessed It, No Day Is Complete Without The Rubik's.

I Took Out The 4x4 And Solved It.

Mr. Manuel Said That He Could Solve That Cube In 5Minutes.

But He Would Require Some Glue To Do So.

We All Had A Lively Chat About The Singapore Education System And Some Random Information About The Rubik's.

We Left After I Had Solved The Cube Another 2 Times.

Home

Well I Mainly Slacked And Read Hui Min's Blog.

Then I Laughed.

But, I Got Quite A Surprise Soon After.

Apparently, "Sworn" Had Taken To Hui Min's Side. Man, A Real Kick In The Teeth For Me When I Realized That Happened.

He Was Just Like My Twin, We Looked Alike.

I Had Hoped To Meet Him Again Some Day And Session With Him,
Especially Since I Had Just Made My Top-Rock Look Better And Lotsa' Other Minor Stuff.

Anyway, We Had A "Friendly" MSN Chat.

Managed To Settle The Problem.

Justin Posted At: 10:21 PM

New Blog Skin: Sparking Revival

Well, It's Been Too Long Since I Last Posted.
Mostly Due To My Unimaginable Laziness Though..

Anyway, I'm About To Start Posting Again, Regularly.

This Post Will Be About January 8, 2008.

School

Well, When I Arrived In School, I Passed Shaun A Plastic Bag With Lotsa' Stuffs In It.

He Cursed Me Because He Wasn't Expecting Me To Just Chuck His Things At Him.

During The Assembly, Reroy Was Unusually Noisy Today, He Was Making Some Insults At Me To The Tune Of The Singapore National Anthem.

I Did The Same Back To Him.

Nothing Much After That, Mostly Drivel.

I Basically Almost Slept Throughout The ENTIRE School Day.

When We Were Dismissed From School, I Changed Into My Casual Clothing And Headed Off With Shaun And The Usual Idiots To Eat At KFC.

The Confusion

After The Lunch, We Walked Around AMK Hub Until 3pm Came,

My Phone Rang An Alarm Which Meant I Had To Head For Work.

I Walked To The Mc Donald's Nearby YCKSS Thinking My Job Was There, Shaun Said That It Was Where I Would Be Working.

When I Looked For The Manager, He Was All Confused As They Hadn't Expected Me.

In The End, It Was Settled And I Was Confirmed To Be In That Mc Donald's.

Due To The Confusion, I Would Have To Start Work On Thursday, Or So I Thought.

Work

I Was Taking A Bus Back Home When I Received A Call From The Manager Of The Mc Donald's Restaurant Telling Me To Go Over To The Mc Donald's Of Ang Mo Kio Avenue 4.

I Rushed And It Turned Out That I Had Applied For A Job At The Mc Donald's Restaurant There.

I Was Given My Uniform And Changed Into It.

It Didn't Look Bad.

Anyway, I Started Work At The Lobby First.

My Job There Was To Clear The Tables, Have Little Chats With The Customers, Mop, Sweep, etc.

But I Quickly Got To The Frying Station Where I Cooked The Patties, Nuggets And Mc Wings.

Overall, It Was Fun, Enjoyed Myself A Lot.

Free Stuff

When My Shift Was Over, I Was Kinda' Sad.

Why?

Because It Seemed To Me Like I Had Only Been Working For 30Minutes!

I Got Debriefed, I Changed Out Of My Uniform And Was About To Leave When I Was Stopped By Raymond's (The Manager) Assistant.

He Told Me That I Could Have A Free Meal, Apparently, Workers Are Allowed One Meal Free Per Shift.

I Took A Double Cheeseburger Meal And Ate.

And No Day Is Complete Without The Rubik's Cube, Right?

I Took The 4x4 And Started Playing With It.

Soon, I Was Spotted By Kia Cher And Jac (My Work-Buddies).

They Offered To Mess It Up While I Tried To Solve It.

They Were Convinced I Wouldn't Be Able To, But, Later, Were Shocked When I Did. xD

I Left The Fast Food Joint And Headed Home A While Later.

Home

Basically, I Spent A Hell-Load Of Time Modifying The Blogskin Like Crazy Because I Was Unhappy With A LOT Of Things, But It Turned Out Okay.

Note: The "Sparking Revival" Is The Revival Of My Blog. xD

Justin Posted At: 12:34 AM