What's That Smell?
Hey Guys, So Sorry I Didn't Update About Friday.
I Couldn't Because My Internet Connection Took A Vacation.
Yesterday, In A Nut-Shell, Was About Me Getting My Bank Card (At Last) And Cell Group.
OH!
On The Way Home Last Night, Some Guy Sat Beside Me.
I Recognized Him As The Guy Who Works At The "7-eleven" Convenience Store Near My House.
He Is Another Gay. He Acts And Sounds Gay.
He Is Also Worse Than Simon.
Simon Didn't Take Plastic Surgery To Get Boobs.
This Guy Did.
Makes Me Wonder, Why Am I Surrounded By Gay People. =.="
I Officially Woke At 12.58pm Today.
From About 9.27am Til 12.58pm, It Was A Mixture Of Waking Up And Sleeping Again.
Anyway, When I DID Wake Up, I Used My PC For A Bit, Chat On MSN, Play Some Games, The Usual.
I Was Aiming To Burn Time Until 2pm.
I Bathed, Changed And Got My Things Ready For "Work".
All That Took About 30Minutes.
With Another 45Minutes To Burn, I Had A Chat With Kady And Lim Ting For A Bit And Text Karesia, She Wanted To Get A Job To Lighten Her Mom's Burden On Paying The Tuition Fee. How Sweet!~
I Also Blasted All My Music To It's Max. Volume.
I Got My Shoes On, Stuffed My Pockets With A Handphone And A Wallet, Then Left For McDonald's.
My Trip There Was Uneventful.
When I Reached McDonald's, I Got Changed And Had A Chat With Some Auntie Who Works At McDonald's Too.
Soon, I Spotted Someone Who Looked Familiar.
I Walked Towards The Short Girl To Get A Better Look.
She Turned Around And Looked At Me.
She Suddenly Started Going All "Hyper" And Bounced Around Like A Basketball During An NBA Match.
She Took A Photo Of Me In My Stupid McDonald's Uniform And Said She'll Show It To Kady.
She Then Laughed At Me And Left McDonald's. =.="
4pm, I Punched-In And Started Work At The Patties Vats.
It Was Mostly Uneventful Until Some
Banglah Who Was In-Charge Of The Fries For Today Left Her Station And Slacked.
She Left Me To Take Care Of 2 Stations, Stressful.
I Told The Manager About It, Apparently, The Banglah Has Been Sucking Up To The Manager.
So She Got Away Scott Free And She Continued Slacking.
A While Later, ANOTHER BANGLAH Stared At Me.
I Ignored Her And Continued My Work.
A Few Moments Later, SHE FUCKING STARED AT ME AGAIN!
She Went, "What?"
She Smiled And Turned Away, I Shouted At Her, "Xia Lan".
She Imitated Me, But Said It In Some Mocking, Sissy Tone.
I Ignored That
Bitch And Cursed Her Like Crazy Under My Breath.
A While Later, Peak Hours, We Had To Cook At Double Speed And I Was Having Some Trouble Keeping Up.
The Kitchen Was Crowded With People Running Up And Down.
I Saw That Bitch-Banglah Who Stared At Me.
I Purposefully Walked Towards Her And Hit Her With My Shoulders Real Hard.
I Then Walked Away Like Nothing Happened.
I Know I Said I Won't Hit A Girl,
But She's A Woman. =)
Time Flew.
I Looked At The Clock, 7pm, My Shift Would Be Over In An Hour.
Just Then. My Manager Asked Me For A Favour.
In McDonald's, If The Manager Asks You For A Favour, It's A Bad Thing.
But I Obliged Anyway, I Coudn't Possibly Say "No".
The Manager Said, "Okay, That's Good. Please Follow Fani To The Dumpster And Take Out The Trash."
I Hadn't "Taken Out The Trash" Before, So I Assumed It'll Be Throwing The
Plastic Bags Of Junk Into Those
Giant Green Containers.
Boy, Was I Wrong.
Fani Explained It Was Taking Those
Giant Green Containers To The
Warehouse Filled With Garbage, The Place You See Banglah Guys Go To.
I Instantly Regretted It, But Followed Him Anyway.
The Trip There Took 5Minutes, The
Worst 5Minutes Of My Life.
I Had To Wear A Glove And Drag Those Containers Of Plastic Bags To The Warehouse.
Those Green Containers Were Hard To Move And Control.
The Worst 35Minutes Of My Life
If The Journey To The Warehouse Is The Worst 5Minutes Of My Life,
The Warehouse Is The
Worst 35Minutes Of My Life.
The Moment I Was Within 25Metres Of The Warehouse, My First Thought Was, "What's That Smell?"
When I Stepped INSIDE Of The Warehouse, I Almost Died.
It Was
THE WORST Stink On
EARTH.
I Was There With Fani, It Was So Smelly, I Had To Either Breathe By Putting My Nose Against My Sleeves Or Hold My Breath.
We Had To Operate Some God-Damn Dirty Machine.
All That Took
35Minutes, I Was Grateful To Be Out After It Ended.
It Took Another 5Minutes To Get Back To McDonald's.
When We Reached There We Washed Our Hands Like Crazy,
I Was Convinced I'd Die Because Of The Dirt!
I Continued Work For Another 15Minutes Before Punching-Out.
I Got My Free Meal Which Consisted Of A McChicken, A McFlurry And An Apple Pie.
The Apple Pie Is Only $1 But It Tastes Damn Good.
After Eating, I Left StraightFor Home,
I Wanted To Get Back And Bathe Until I Was Sure I Was Clean.
When I Did Make It Home, I Sniffed My Shoes, They Stunk Like Shit, I Sniffed My Uniform, It Stunk Like Shit Too.
I Ran To My Wardrobe And Bathroom Shouting,
"I Feel So Dirty, Oh My God, I Feel So Damn Dirty! Must Bathe! Bathe! Clean! Water!!! Soap!! Shampoo!!" xD
After Bathing, I Was Relieved And Started Blogging. =)